Super Junior Funny Quotes

Sungmin: Look at his moustache!

Eunhyuk: If you look closely, you can see his beard..

Yesung: YOU THINK YOURS DON'T SHOW EITHER?!!!

- Explorers of the Human Body

Kangin: Who do you dislike the most from our team?

Heechul: ..You.

Kangin: Why?

Heechul: Should I show you the mirror?

- Mystery 6

Park Myungsoo: I heard your nickname is Cinderella. If you're Cinderella, I must be Snow White.

Heechul: Of course. I admit that you are Snow White. But.. is your face the result of eating the poisoned apple?

- Xman Episode 105

Eunhyuk: I collect cars, I do it everyday

- Super Junior Full House

Donghae: Who told you to eat the eraser?

- Explorers of the Human Body

Foreigner: So, do you like X-Men?

Eunhyuk: I'm not X-Men!

- Super Junior Full House

Eunhyuk: Before, when I first saw Donghae, I really liked him.

Donghae: WHAT!?

- Super Junior Mini Drama

Everyone: You can't say these words: 'touch me, yo, man, and baby'.

Heechul: WHAT!? THAT'S 90% OF MY ENGLISH VOLCABULARY!

- Super Junior Full House

Kibum: Your hands are so ugly looking.

Eunhyuk: Oppa, your face is too.

- Yashim Man Man

Hangeng: Don't talk~

Heechul: IF I DON'T TALK WHO WILL UNDERSTAND YOU?! Why do you think they sent me along?!

- Yashim Man Man

MC: Yesung, what is your sport?

Yesung: Collecting bugs.

- Explorers of the Human Body

Eunhyuk: Do you know how to introduce yourself? In English?

Eeteuk: *laughs* My name is Eeteuk. My job.. Shinger.

- Super Junior Full House

Woman: Name?

Heechul: Heechul

Woman: Age

Heechul:You look like Whoopie Goldberg

Woman: Yeah, I get that a lot. Are you part of the group called...

Heechul: Picnic

Woman: Super Junior

Heechul: Ok, ok

- Super Junior Full House

Shin Dong Yup: Are you confident?

Eunhyuk: Of course! I've always been interested in things involving hitting people.

- Explorers of the Human Body

Fan: It is too cold the weather will blow you guys away.

Kyuhyun: We’re heavy, especially Shindong.

- Ufo Reply

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